Oh, I Just Can't Stop Calculating By: Lisa Cybulski
Tune: Oh, I Just Can't Wait To Be King!
Physics is the science of choice,
The science we like best.
Learning about velocity,
Is nothing like the rest.
Where else could you drop an egg,
Or lie on a bed of nails?
It's nothing like Biology
Or we'd be dissecting snails!
Thus far, vectors are the most complicated things.
Oh, I just can't stop calculating!
When do I find mass?
When should I add weight?
What about the distance?
I still have a spaghetti bridge to create!
Studying Newton's three laws,
Lab work is just for the cause.
Deriving formulas and drawing diagrams is all a part of the game.
The normal force and weight are sometimes considered all the same.
I think we need another hammer,
To Break another brick.
The teacher should be a little worried,
I think a sledgehammer would do the trick!
Now how can we determine the right swing?
Oh, I just can't stop calculating!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Does anyone know what to do next?
We've seemed to have lost Mr. White.
Gravity is 9.8 meters per second squared.
But as if anyone other than us ever cared.
We always show up for class prepared.
Oh, I just can't stop calculating!